Walked Home From Work

"Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now)" (bman76-4) 02/21/2018 at 22:07 • Filed to: None

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Remembered I drove back from lunch. It’s sleeting outside, so the TA is gonna have to stay there overnight :|

My office has “game day” every other Friday over lunch, this week is American Trivia. My coworker asked me to be on her team, “because you’re smart and stuff”.

So I asked her a series of progressively easier questions (because she hadn’t gotten any right) until I asked her “which 4 presidents were assassinated?”.

After a long time of thinking, her best guess was...

Nixon

I just walked away.

daender > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 02/21/2018 at 22:15

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Kennedy, Garfield, Lincoln...

*Googles* Oh, right, McKinley.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > daender 02/21/2018 at 22:18

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If she’d have named Lincoln and Kennedy I’d have given her a pass, but she couldn’t name one...

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 02/21/2018 at 22:18

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I would not have gotten that question right, but I also wouldn’t have started with Nixon.

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles 02/21/2018 at 22:20

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But you probably could’ve gotten at least two.

HFV has no HFV. But somehow has 2 motorcycles > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 02/21/2018 at 22:52

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Yeah Sam and Diane

wafflesnfalafel > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 02/21/2018 at 23:47

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You need to tell her about Teddy Roosevelt getting shot - top ten stories of Americana. “You shot me? Guess what, hit the speech book in my pocket. Ha! I’m gonna stand up here and talk for an hour and a half even though I’m bleeding just to f’ing p!ss you off.”

Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) > wafflesnfalafel 02/22/2018 at 01:03

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I think I might need to tell her what country we declared independence from first...

pip bip - choose Corrour > Bman76 (hates WS6 hoods, is on his phone and has 4 burners now) 02/22/2018 at 06:04

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sadly i’ve done that too

walked home, as i was turning into my street realised i’d driven to work that morning